(9/17/13): Happy 62nd Birthday to Cassandra Peterson!
i never really liked
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you write it in frosting
on top of a cake
some of the most sensitive areas of the female body
look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable.
Mmhmm, rub those eyes
Never in my wildest dreams could I’ve dreamt up this scene.
damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.
Goat gives it all it’s got
dude: aww, that’s so wimpy, come on, give it all you got! GO!
this is so important
Mario you bastard!