mxriswxrld:

the chill was lost these days .

pileofmonkeys:

I have waited tables. I’ve worked in bars. You know who tips well? The working poor, the lower middle class, and people who work or have worked in service industries. You know who tips shitty or not at all? Rich people, upper middle class people, and privileged fuckers who use their “moral opposition” to tipping to be cheap assholes. 

mom: what do u want 4 birthdy??
me: video gaem
mom: no vid game, child.
me: money
mom: 4 what
me: for video gm ae
mom: outsmarted agen
You’re not ugly, you’re just Pre-debut.

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

rhymez:

#1 rule: never cry over a fuckboy

kurtbort:

*swirls $6.99 wine*

monsieur-j:

Anya Hindmarch S/S 2015 Ruwnway Details

monsieur-j:

Anya Hindmarch S/S 2015 Ruwnway Details

haunthecause:

its fucking face omg