-The names Ashley. -Super Villain. -Texas. -Constantly filled with unthinkable acts, perpetual thoughts of Michael Pitt & Rock Lee, Chipotle & Sriracha, Deja Vu, superstitions, movie quotes, gestural loving, Latin fire and some personal stuff. ~*~!!! SHITSHILARIOUS !!!*~* StorytimeTumblr (3.0; @1oquita)http://1oquita.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fihisoh.tumblr.com/post/27637646261/wouldnt-it-be-hilarious-if-i-put-my-education-on">fihisoh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>wouldn’t it be HILARIOUS if I put my education on Facebook as Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry???? wouldn’t that be so fresh???</p> </blockquote>http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53386020330http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53386020330Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:24:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcsbmwJokS1qccrklo4_500.jpg"/><br/> Aaron as a Pollos Hermaos chicken and Bryan as Hector Salamanca<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcsbmwJokS1qccrklo2_500.jpg"/><br/> Aaron as Walter White<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcsbmwJokS1qccrklo3_500.jpg"/><br/> Bryan as Jesse Pinkman<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcsbmwJokS1qccrklo1_500.jpg"/><br/> Aaron as Jesse's girlfriend, Jane<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcsbmwJokS1qccrklo5_500.jpg"/><br/> Bryan as Skyler<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcsbmwJokS1qccrklo6_500.jpg"/><br/> Aaron as a termite<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcsbmwJokS1qccrklo7_500.jpg"/><br/> Bryan as a termite<br/><br/> <p><a href="http://ceedling.tumblr.com/post/53361686318/downlo-i-just-found-out-that-bryan-cranston-and" class="tumblr_blog">ceedling</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://downlo.tumblr.com/post/34734745131/i-just-found-out-that-bryan-cranston-and-aaron">downlo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I just found out that Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul dress up as other Breaking Bad characters for season wrap parties and Halloween.</p> </blockquote> <p>OMFG</p></blockquote>http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53385996464http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53385996464Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:24:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/398ab120725f7620636b13c191b61f3d/tumblr_mk4fukQsUo1r3gb3zo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4fadb43129cc703e93b8ea36b08863c1/tumblr_mk4fukQsUo1r3gb3zo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cara-de-cocota.tumblr.com/post/51228673287/kid-accidentally-steals-cup-from-restaurant">cara-de-cocota</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant</span></p> </blockquote>http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53385875001http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53385875001Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:22:28 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/511da9228b5dae41e17a6b0cbcbb4a4a/tumblr_mf1xvawyek1qzjqq6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53385859608http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53385859608Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:22:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7ee9b0e944ffc275127562f94e1052b4/tumblr_mo3j5vkaZb1r46pd2o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/93113d779ea11cf56b29f89cb4e287db/tumblr_mo3j5vkaZb1r46pd2o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6f3c7f6eeff1aa975c5c8daa946d5f94/tumblr_mo3j5vkaZb1r46pd2o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53350026669http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53350026669Wed, 19 Jun 2013 06:17:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e3d764afb340e21e163a12cf4dd74510/tumblr_mi1b5yfTFm1rubwlko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://le-paon-blanc.tumblr.com/post/53320082034" class="tumblr_blog">le-paon-blanc</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>my favorite picture on tumblr.</p></blockquote>http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53336124482http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53336124482Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:42:09 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg0desgHDF1qbmg3to1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53335833543http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53335833543Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:37:30 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5WpwxeBmdbo?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://magicalmysterytardis.tumblr.com/post/53330563362/punkrockghoul-jay-is-a-precious-angel-okay" class="tumblr_blog">magicalmysterytardis</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://punkrockghoul.tumblr.com/post/53297303417">punkrockghoul</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>jay is a precious angel </p> </blockquote> <p>okay, fuck that guy. jay told him a long fucking time ago he couldn’t do it, and he almost had a fucking panic attack. and you ride it twice consecutively, and you don’t vomit, but the others did it like 7 fucking times you asshole, SEVEN TIMES. You need to watch your shit man. Don’t make my baby do shit he cannot mentally handle. </p></blockquote>http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53335827124http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53335827124Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:37:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e423fb3a4a4e0e81401c819d0e70641a/tumblr_mlt3dzC7BH1ry74zho7_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/93fad9e9476c0efd0f3f90eb551e5eda/tumblr_mlt3dzC7BH1ry74zho3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7820d5db72e285958895ad5c67ea3711/tumblr_mlt3dzC7BH1ry74zho2_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eb80710d68050108c31f542bcc7bcedb/tumblr_mlt3dzC7BH1ry74zho5_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/210baba60dbac7c8d8bc818c11994017/tumblr_mlt3dzC7BH1ry74zho6_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6686539809df9729c3d14aab644abfb5/tumblr_mlt3dzC7BH1ry74zho4_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bb71243d7b95c79a39c13ccec9b935f7/tumblr_mlt3dzC7BH1ry74zho9_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7708722bc38b8fd4a3551cf6a31fb44f/tumblr_mlt3dzC7BH1ry74zho1_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/37b7feaa75fa86fb9503b8f482c2ca1b/tumblr_mlt3dzC7BH1ry74zho10_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <div><em>Try as they will, and try as they might, who steals me gold won’t live through the night!</em></div> </blockquote> <p></p>http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53320221652http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53320221652Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:58:04 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c019d08822474504ea844dc19a04e40b/tumblr_mojwqgsn4w1qlci6wo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/94cd2f366a2de6df90baf80838588aa9/tumblr_mojwqgsn4w1qlci6wo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rain-flower.tumblr.com/post/53212824790/look-what-i-found-in-the-mini-supermarket-near">rain-flower</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Look what I found in the mini supermarket near home.</p> </blockquote>http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53320119812http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53320119812Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:56:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f8318dbca73b75496734a914b06b554/tumblr_mnsqllkArF1qzlt9yo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/087e2df1ee8689a6ff211ec0aa3cefae/tumblr_mnsqllkArF1qzlt9yo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4d82e094cb83397d25edbce861825bc7/tumblr_mnsqllkArF1qzlt9yo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/620a8b4dcdddffaebe30a0f2b6e9b4c4/tumblr_mnsqllkArF1qzlt9yo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/203af61b5c7afe90a181cca458cd66fe/tumblr_mnsqllkArF1qzlt9yo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2298f947ff38f22e15d5d46c2d750537/tumblr_mnsqllkArF1qzlt9yo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53319427979http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53319427979Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:46:37 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e104afaf0c3d4f40795f73a376eda2c2/tumblr_mojptxArBk1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9905fda246a6d2bdccaadbd7867025b4/tumblr_mojptxArBk1qewacoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1bd51e7fb915bcb9fadd2accf1986858/tumblr_mojptxArBk1qewacoo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0794cf1bc7517777d394caf440381fbd/tumblr_mojptxArBk1qewacoo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d084c661cf1c0bc0d5f8a1b607b0c770/tumblr_mojptxArBk1qewacoo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7e1911a482b2025235aadf8702c64283/tumblr_mojptxArBk1qewacoo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d4f5247cd4ce11bacf3f6eca0a3f7290/tumblr_mojptxArBk1qewacoo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53277968541http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53277968541Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:28:34 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e872ef1ed6bd5fd6c7c710cc11035282/tumblr_mluz0hAs0O1ry74zho4_r1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53258232004http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53258232004Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:43:55 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mco6c2G33x1rgrfiko1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mco6c2G33x1rgrfiko2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mco6c2G33x1rgrfiko3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mco6c2G33x1rgrfiko4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mco6c2G33x1rgrfiko5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mco6c2G33x1rgrfiko6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53257486896http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53257486896Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:30:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/32a9aae10902a3f12369018e4563dfca/tumblr_mhlij071bK1qhhhaco1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://threewordphrase.tumblr.com/post/42098459500/band-aid-comics">threewordphrase</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>band-aid comics</p> </blockquote>http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53257191018http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53257191018Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:25:00 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sharonosbourne.tumblr.com/post/53178622211/wakes-up-from-nap-that-i-didnt-know-i-was">sharonosbourne</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*</p> </blockquote>http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53216655719http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53216655719Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:51:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bdcfba5bcfa895f72af446f956a140b4/tumblr_moj96a1vbU1r556mmo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53198526466http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53198526466Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:15:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0e040e8ce1bf79e589529bd2c9422c31/tumblr_mo8r71TMmL1qfkqupo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/60b23a5edab7f5f21622fb7a1320cca4/tumblr_mo8r71TMmL1qfkqupo2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/624c6238350f0e43da60398c6a2424fd/tumblr_mo8r71TMmL1qfkqupo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/57e0e0c2e8f8270d9d036e261e531b6d/tumblr_mo8r71TMmL1qfkqupo4_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53198372454http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53198372454Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:12:39 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yologna.tumblr.com/post/51576235763">yologna</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i let my laundry basket overflow because i like to push my limits in life</p> </blockquote>http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53183880259http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53183880259Mon, 17 Jun 2013 04:48:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a92bb50ea460d33404e38cc79b7135f6/tumblr_moi6p9mKmI1qg2il6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53179524378http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/53179524378Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:50:26 -0400