I accidentally morphed~ no big deal.
home alone w/ no 1 to talk 2~ debating whether to do nothing, master Connect Four drunk (but who am I kidding, rite?), whip out the Jean Claude Van Damme movie collection or maybe barricade the house from all the 3” spiders that lurk outside
So I passed out today in front of hundreds of people~ YEAH! EXCUSE ME WHILE I WALLOW IN SELF PITY FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY. & yes, I’m wearing sunglasses indoors because the sun is still out to get me.
SAVAGES! SAVAGES! San Antonio needs the 411 on raspas.
Also, this blue coloring stained my skin. Dropped some on my legs and it’s still there after some scrubbin’
you can’t see my smokin’ Hot Cheetos fingaz~ Also, yes, my family likes to send gaudy religious home decor from the homeland
NO. I’M DEFINITELY LOOKING MUCH MORE TIRED THAN THIS PHOTO CAN SHOW.
Taking my idiot sister to the hospital for her ear operation. Thought you were too good for ear drops, huh? WELL. Apparently it’s nothing big, they just gotta unclog something in there.
Speaking of unclogging, my sister was strictly instructed to fast… Yeah, that didn’t happen. The only light I’ve had is the possibility of her completely soiling herself during the operation.