I wouldn’t say that I’m anti-social but there are some things that really piss me off. And one of them is mistaking my kindness as flirtation.
I’m in math and I ended up coming late to class the day of the seating assignment so instead of my usual seat alone in the front, I was forced to sit next to this chump and all his friends in the back.
So I notice this guy next to me is like really behind on the labs so I give him my notes which are practically all the answers. Yeah I pulled this one good karma card. He starts getting more friendly, slowly showing his social awkwardness. I didn’t pay much attention to him but one day I just sat there and spoke to him. THIS CLASS IS 3 HOURS BTW SO WE WERE CHATTING. IT. UP.
After a couple classes, I noticed his behavior a little more. At first I thought he was uncomfortable/nervous. NO. This kid has tics. I can’t even explain it. Like some kind of rituals?
At first it was just the tapping of his pencil at a rapid pace and the clearing of his throat. Then I noticed this little jump he makes after that. It’s super quick but he does it about every 5 minutes.
He continues to ask for help and he tells me that he has intense ADHD. So I feel bad and let him know that I’ll help him if he asks. He asks for my number in case he needs to contact me for help yadda yadda. I didn’t want to but I felt like people would hear me say no and I didn’t need to be labeled as the bitch this early in the year. So I forked it over. T_____T and I wrote it all tiny in hopes that his ADHD would kick in and he’d get frustrated and throw it out. HAHAAHA *ticket to hell*
BUT HE STARTS ASKING ON EVERY QUESTION. We do about 50 problems a day so- whatever. I started to feel like he was using this diagnosis as an excuse to do nothing so I’m annoyed at this point. Plus, he’s constantly asking me if I’d smoke with him or if I want to buy whatever he has to sell: phallic body piercings, U MAD BRO t-shirts, candy, etc.
Now I’m creeped out. So Monday I get to class and he’s there waiting and I sit down and he knows I’m pissed off. He needs help on a question so I’m using his pencil to write the problem down. As I’m being the best student ever I see that he is really jumping around and I glance just slightly to see what he was up to and THIS BITCH IS TUGGING ON HIS FUCKING JOHNSON. Like that’s why he jumps a little off his seat. He coughs, gropes himself, and cups his hand to his nose. I practically threw his pencil across the room! JEEEEEEEEEZUSSSSSSS.
I’m screaming internally. And I think this indian guy across the room saw it too bc we made dramatic eye contact for a good minute. At this point I’m just staring at the professor over my computer in hopes that my desperate eyes will read MAYDAY MAYDAY!!!
So I get my Ipod out and ignore him. After class he runs up to me and says “Hey, I’ll text you later tonight. Maybe you’ll get lucky and I’ll send you a photo of my ferret jacking off! brohohoho!” and fucking skips off into his demented little world.
My phones been turned off since Monday afternoon and I’m terrified.